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# Jock vs. nerd

Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?

\$ Michael Jordan having retired, with \$40 million in endorsements, makes
\$178,100 a day, working or not.

\$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes \$52,000 every night while visions of

\$ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him \$7.00, but he'll make \$18,550
while he's there.

\$ If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make \$618 while boiling it.

\$ He makes \$7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

\$ He'll make \$3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

\$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX (\$90,000) it would take him a
whole 12 hours.

\$ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would
have to do it at the rate of \$2.00 every second.

\$ He'll probably pay around \$200 for a nice round of golf, but will be
reimbursed \$33,390 for that round.

\$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax
deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of \$9500 at
8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

\$ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living
comfortably at \$65,000 a year.

\$ He'll make about \$19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics,
and about \$15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

\$ While the common person is spending about \$20 for a meal in his trendy
Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about \$5600.

\$ This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents
for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it? However...

\$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have
less than Bill Gates has today.

\$\$\$ Game over. Nerd wins.
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[Tag]:Jock vs. nerd
[Time]:5/8/2010