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There once was a lawyer who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used
to play every day. One morning he had played the first hole and was just about
to tee off the second, when he saw the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
putting on the first.

The lawyer waited until the woman had reached the second tee and asked if she
would like to join him and they could finish the round together. To his surprise
the woman agreed and they played the remaining holes. Not only was this woman
beautiful, she was also a good golfer.

When they completed their round, the lawyer told the woman that, not only was
he a lawyer, but he was also a cordon bleu chef and wine buff.

He invited her back to his place for a meal and a few drinks. The woman
accepted enthusiastically and off they went. Back at the house the lawyer cooked
a magnificent meal. In fact it was more than just cooking it was a performance
to behold. They enjoyed good food, good wine and good conversation.

After the meal, the woman repaid the lawyer with the best oral sex he had ever
experienced. The lawyer was so taken by the beauty and skill of this woman and
desired her to no end.

He then asked if she would like to play golf the following morning, to which
she agreed. Once again they enjoyed a great game of golf, a magnificent evening
meal and once more the woman performed sensational oral sex on the lawyer.
This went on for weeks when the lawyer finally said to the woman, Listen, the
golf and the company have been fantastic! But, there are only so many
performances a man can take. When are we going to have sexual intercourse?

We can't, said the woman. Why not? came the reply.

Because I'm a transvestite replied the woman.

YOU BITCH! screamed the lawyer, ........I CAN'T BELIEVE that you've been
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