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2000 BEARS SCHEDULE

September

15................Tefft Junior High School
22................Cub Scout Troop #101
29................Chicago Blind Academy

October
6.................Spanish American War Vets
13................Crippled Children's Home
20................Elgin Mental Hospital
27................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November

3..................Illinois Venereal Disease Clinic
10.................Cicero Boys Choir
17.................Korean Amputees

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

December

9..................Wrigleyville Gay Boys Club

** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Bears must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Bears must not hide the football under
their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all
you Bears fans that have never seen this ) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Bears will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Bears will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.

4 - The Bears will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing
team.

5 - The Bears will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **

The Chicago Bears will be changed to the Chicago Tampons as they are only
good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **

Dave Wannstedt will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a
few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

[Tag]:2000 BEARS SCHEDULE
[Time]:5/8/2010
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