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1. after soccer practice, I was walking to the car (3/22/2011)
   Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said `Bye POTHEAD!` They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me.
2. No one ever says: (5/9/2010)
   No one ever says: It's only a game,when their team is winning.
3. NFL Team Nick Names - Part I (5/9/2010)
   When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Denver Br
4. Baseball games (5/9/2010)
   Q: Why is it always hot after baseball games? A: Because all of the fans have left.
5. I dropped the ball (5/9/2010)
   Coming home from his Little League game, young Bobby swung open the front door very excitedly. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know
6. Pre-Season Ski Exercises (5/9/2010)
   Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half-hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. Soak your gloves and sto
7. The recognition (5/9/2010)
   One evening, three gay guys were discussing what they thought their favorite sport would be. The first decides on football, because of all those gorgeous guys
8. Fowl language (5/9/2010)
   Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken? A: For using fowl language.
9. What Women Want (5/9/2010)
   What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: T
10. Game of hockey! (5/9/2010)
   One afternoon, two women were sitting at a bar discussing their love lives. One woman looked at the other and said, You know, eighty percent of all men think
11. Go to hell (5/9/2010)
   There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a football game. The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move. So the first guy says to the
12. A friend (5/9/2010)
   A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Colorado.One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He
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