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1. Lightbulb joke collection 61 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three: One to change the bulb, one to copyright the method for changing the bulb, and o
2. Lightbulb joke collection 60 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a lightbulb there and the other to play
3. Lightbulb joke collection 59 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in. Q:
4. Lightbulb joke collection 58 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway. Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in
5. Lightbulb joke collection 57 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many members of Marillion does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Well, I thought it was going to be something to do with Fish (as in the ubiquitous s
6. Lightbulb joke collection 56 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many folk-dancers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Just one, but they break a lot of bulbs, when they drop everything to get onto the dance-flo
7. Lightbulb joke collection 55 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they could have done it bett
8. Lightbulb joke collection 54 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but it'll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will
9. Lightbulb joke collection 53 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 31. Ten to vote on whether the light bulb needs changing, whether they should join th
10. Lightbulb joke collection 52 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many people at a London Vegans meeting does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: All thirty. Well, actually it's only one, but he has to wait at least h
11. Lightbulb joke collection 51 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job. Q: How many roadies does it take to chang
12. Lightbulb joke collection 50 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.
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