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1. Lightbulb joke collection 73 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's hard to say. Each time we separate the bulb into its modules to do unit testing, it sto
2. Lightbulb joke collection 72 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract. Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in
3. Lightbulb joke collection 71 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study. Q: How many poets does it take t
4. Lightbulb joke collection 70 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many experienced computer users does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Why do they have to keep changing it ? Every bloody week. You'd've thought the
5. Lightbulb joke collection 69 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: The user can work it out. Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb
6. Lightbulb joke collection 68 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem... Q: How many S
7. Lightbulb joke collection 67 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many? Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It depen
8. Lightbulb joke collection 66 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: We'll document it in the manual. Q: How many C programmers does it take to chan
9. Lightbulb joke collection 65 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many unix programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Only one, but if you forget to tell him 2] he'll mash both the live and dead bulbs into
10. Lightbulb joke collection 64 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many trainspotters does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks
11. Lightbulb joke collection 63 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions. Q: How many rednecks does it take to
12. Lightbulb joke collection 62 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many battery chickens does it take to change a light bulb? A: 21. 1 to change the bulb, and 20 to provide the current. Q: How many elephants does it
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