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1. Lightbulb joke collection 85 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two--one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. Q: How many Communists does it
2. Lightbulb joke collection 84 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but why bother ? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway
3. Lightbulb joke collection 83 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many neurophysiologists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Six. One to remove the old bulb and examine it under the microscope to find out what w
4. Lightbulb joke collection 82 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six--four to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and an
5. Lightbulb joke collection 81 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage. Q: How many Ayatollahs does
6. Lightbulb joke collection 80 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in. Q: How many Germa
7. Lightbulb joke collection 79 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many light bulb jokes does it take to change a light bulb joke? A: Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net i
8. Lightbulb joke collection 78 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many alt.test readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One postmaster and 100 autoresponder mailbombs. Q: How many alt.atheism readers does i
9. Lightbulb joke collection 77 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many sci.math readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Pi. Two hold the ladder, one the bulb, but something irrational remains about it. Q: H
10. Lightbulb joke collection 76 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many USENETers does it take to screw in a ligth bulb? A. None. They are so busy hogging up bandwidth taking out their postadolescent frustrations on e
11. Lightbulb joke collection 75 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many alt.anagrams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to say it can't be done because there aren't enough vowels, one to be cle
12. Lightbulb joke collection 74 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down. Q: How many programm
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