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1. Proof: Girls are the root of all evil. (5/9/2010)
   if girls require time _and_ money, should that be stated Girls = Time + Money instead? This leaves us with, using the well-known fact that time is money whic
2. Girls are evil (5/9/2010)
   First we state that girls require time and money :- Girls = Time x Money And we know that time is money :- Time = Money Therefore :- Girls = Money x Money
3. Watch this (5/9/2010)
   stand by when you hear the five most dangerous things in the marine corps: 1.a private saying, i learned this in basic training... 2.a sergeant saying, trust m
4. Lightbulb joke collection 106 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: At least a dozen, but it's impossible to tell which one it is, because they're all pointi
5. Lightbulb joke collection 105 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: They can't change light bulbs... Without light, they can't read the manual, and without t
6. Lightbulb joke collection 104 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five: While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dr
7. Lightbulb joke collection 103 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many Artificial Intelligence (AI) people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: At least 55: The problem space group (5) [One to define the goal state
8. Lightbulb joke collection 102 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manne
9. Lightbulb joke collection 101 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ? A: (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obviou
10. Lightbulb joke collection 100 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: None -- He'll only promise change. Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lig
11. Lightbulb joke collection 99 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb. Q: How many Labo
12. Lightbulb joke collection 98 (5/9/2010)
    Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That depends on the wage rate. Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bul
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