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1. Experimenting Marine (5/9/2010)
   Back in 1947 the government was experimenting with a Marine's ability to complete his mission after suffering a serious head injury. They took a well trained,
2. Old Corps (5/9/2010)
   We've all heard about the Old Corps from those Old Salts. Here's a story I heard a while back, and there's no doubt in my mind that it's true. Back in 1775,
3. You know you have too much HP when....... (5/9/2010)
   1. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers. 2. You can't drive your car in the rain. 3. Your 'significant other' is afra
4. I got my four (5/9/2010)
   During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1
5. Can i get yo something (5/9/2010)
   The Marine aboard ship was beyond seasick. A Navy Corpsman said, Can I get you something ? The young Marine replied, How about an island ?
6. Clintons Pigs (5/9/2010)
   President Clinton arrived in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He stepped out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reach
7. Real marine (5/9/2010)
   A little boy walks into a public restroom where a marine is taking a piss. He says to the marine: Sir, are you a real marine? Yeah,, the guy replied, Would y
8. Alligator Shoes (5/9/2010)
   An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the
9. Stick your finger (5/9/2010)
   Q: How do you tell the temperature of the ocean? A: Stick your finger in a wave.
10. Smalller their balls get (5/9/2010)
   The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on U.S. military recreation preferences: 1.Sport of choice for Marines: bowling. 2.Spor
11. Desert Island (5/9/2010)
   Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, I w
12. Speed limit (5/9/2010)
   A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....Cop : Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly? Blonde : Officer, I s
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