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1. Online Banking (5/9/2010)
   Eager to make full use of my new computer's capabilities, I asked a customer-service representative at my bank whether it offered on-line banking. Certainly,
2. Why Is E-mail Like The Penis (5/9/2010)
   Why is E-Mail like the Penis? -Those who have it would be devastated if it were cut off. -Those who have it somehow believe those who don't are inferior.
3. Spell Checker (5/9/2010)
   I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue, Mistakes I cannot see. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your please to
4. Great writer (5/9/2010)
   There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great he said, I want to write stuff that t
5. My F Graded Science Paper on the Big Bang (5/9/2010)
   This is a Science Paper that I turned in. I got an F. Big Surprise... I don't know what's up with this whole Big Bang Theory. Like I'm supposed to believe t
6. Printer Repair (5/9/2010)
   When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cle
7. Life As A Computer (5/9/2010)
   If you messed up your life, you could press Alt, Ctrl, Delete and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on run! If you needed a break from
8. Pick-up lines for computer geeks (5/9/2010)
   -Nice Set of Floppies! -Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU. -I'd like to play on your laptop. -Need me to unzip your files? -I
9. This one has always been my favorite. (5/9/2010)
   A Sailor is relieving himself in the head when a Marine walks in and steps up to the urinal beside him. After a few seconds the Sailor finishes, shakes, zips a
10. Mens Department (5/9/2010)
   Marines, please remember, the next time someone gives you crap about the Marines being under the Department of the Navy, remind them that we're the Men's Depa
11. Tim Buck Two (5/9/2010)
   At the finals of the National Poetry Competition the two finalist were an unlikely pair. Finalist number one was a Harvard educated professor of literature a
12. Colonel (5/9/2010)
   Q: What do you call a Soldier who can read and write? A: Colonel
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