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486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.

Obsolete - Any computer you own.

Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become
obsolete.

G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say, Gee, three times faster than the
computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.

Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, Hi, I want to buy a
computer and money is no object.

Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a
Syntax Error.

GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (Pronounced
gooey)

Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.

Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on
vacation, and on business trips.

Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.

System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
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[Time]:5/9/2010
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