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An ambitious Computer Tech finally decided to take a vacation. He booked
himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his
life.... till the boat sank. The man found he swept up on the shore
of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas
and coconuts.

After about four months he is lying on the beach one day, when the most
gorgeous woman he had ever seen rows up to him.
In disbelief, he asked her: Where did you come from? How did you get
I rowed from the other side of the island, she said, I landed here
when my cruise ship sank.
Amazing, he said, You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up
with you.
Oh, this?. replied the woman I made the rowboat out of raw material
that I found on the island, the oars were whittled from Gum tree
branches, I wove the bottom from Palm branches, and the sides and stern
came from a Eucalyptus tree.
But-- but, that's impossible, stuttered the man, you had no tools or
hardware, how did you manage?
Oh, that was no problem, replied the woman, on the south side of the
island there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found
that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into
forge able ductile iron. I used that for tools, and used the tools to
make the hardware.

The guy was stunned.
Let's row over to my place, she said. After a few minutes of rowing,
she docked the boat at a small wharf. As the man looked onto shore he
nearly fell out of the boat. Before him was a stone walk leading to an
exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman tied up
the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare
ahead, dumbstruck. As they walked into the house, she said casually
It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to
have a drink?

No, no thank you he said, still dazed, can't take any more coconut
It's not coconut juice, the woman replied. I have a still. How about
a Pina Colada?
Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat
down on her couch to talk. After they had exchanged their stories, the
woman announced, I'm going to slip into something more comfortable.
Would you like to take a shower and shave, there is a razor upstairs in
the cabinet in the bathroom.
No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. There in
the cabinet was a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a
hollow ground edge were fastened on to its end inside of a swivel
mechanism. This woman is amazing, he mused, what next?

When he returned, she greeted him wearing nothing but
vines--strategically positioned-- and smelling faintly of gardenias. She
beckoned for him to sit down next to her.

Tell me, she began, suggestively, slithering closer to him, we've
been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. There's
something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something
you've been longing for all these months? You know... She stared into
his eyes.

He couldn't believe what he was hearing: You mean-- ? he replied,
--I can check my e-mail from here?

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