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President Clinton arrived in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas.
He stepped out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he
reached the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply saluted him as usual.
Clinton spoke, I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands
are full.
Marine responded, Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs Sir!
Clinton said, These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they're pure Arkansas
Razorbacks!
Marine replied, Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!
I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea, spoke Clinton.
Marine said, Yes Sir! Good trade Sir!
[Tag]:Clintons Pigs
[Time]:5/9/2010
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