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Q: How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five: While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress, I use a tiny narcotic dart to knock out the fascist dictator and remove his body. Rollin, wearing a plastic mask, masquerades as the dictator long enough for Barney to sneak up to the next floor, drill a hole down into the light fixture, remove the burned-out bulb, and replace it with a new super-high wattage model of his own design. Meanwhile, Willie has driven up to the door in a laundry truck. Just before Rollin's real identity is revealed, we escape to the laundry truck, drive to the airfield, and return to the United States.


Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us.


Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Please let us know!


Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That depends; what color is the bulb?


Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It all depends on whether they can read the manuals or not. That needs to be in there somewhere as a qualifier!

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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