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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: That depends on the wage rate.


Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.


Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)


Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities.


Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking.


Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment.


Q: How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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