Lightbulb joke collection 84.
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Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Only one, but why bother ? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway.


Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket.


Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They just write it up as a new and useful feature.


Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One--but Bill Gates must inspect every single bulb and socket before the operation is started.


Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.


Q: How many safety inspectors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder.


Q: How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?

A: 45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


Q: How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!

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