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Q: How many alt.test readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: One postmaster and 100 autoresponder mailbombs.


Q: How many alt.atheism readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to screw the bulb, one to prove that it exists anyway.


Q: How many AOL users does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Eight. One screws in the lightbulb, but seven more do too, due to a software bug.


Q: How many AOL users does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Eleven. One to ask to be on the lightbulb gif mailing list, nine to say ME TOO!, and another to post a message asking for the intructions on how to view a lightbulb.


Q: How many IRC chatters does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They're so busy saying hello, goodbye, and kicking each other off that no one ever has enough time to get anything done !


Q: How many humor theorists does it take to submit a light bulb joke?

A: 300--one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death.


Q: How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?

A: 2, 1 to do it and 1 to read this huge file first to check it hasn't been done already !


Q: How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?

A: 1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.

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