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Lightbulb joke collection 59


Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.


Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: One, but only after asking Why?


Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).


Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.


Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

A: Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified.


Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

A: Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it.


Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

A: It doesn't matter because the banjo player is gonna' change it again anyway after everybody else is done.


Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

A: They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs.

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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