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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.


Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Only one, but the lightbulb must want to change.


Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.


Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: How long have you been having this phantasy ?


Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: How many do *you* think it takes?


Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It depends on what you want them to change it into.


Q: How many egotists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: One. He holds onto the lightbulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him.


Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: One, two ! One, two ! One, two !

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