Lightbulb joke collection 48.
Navigation: Home > Science Jokes > Content

Lightbulb joke collection 48


Q: How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I think I have a lightbulb out over here.


Q: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]


Q: How many Beverly Hills residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they have a service come in and do that.


Q: How many Austinites/Berkeleyites/Boulderites does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to change the bulb and four to talk about how much better it was in the Sixties.


Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

A: Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say Oh Wow!


Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

A: Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact.


Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.


Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

A: Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience. This joke was once overheard being told by a lecturer to a class of students during a lecture, in order to make a point about the fact that only one student was doing any work at the terminal while a whole bunch had crowded round to watch - sharing the experience of him doing the work.

[Tag]:Lightbulb joke collection 48
[Time]:5/9/2010
[Friends]: 1. Google 2. Yahoo 3. China Tour 4. Free Games 5. iPhone Wallpapers 6. Free Auto Classifieds 7. Kmcoop Reviews 8. Funny Jokes 9. TuoBoo 10. Auto Classifieds 11. Dressup Games 12. HTC Desire Hd A9191 Review | More...