Lightbulb joke collection 46.
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Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: One if at home, but on school time, four.


Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: On the space shuttle, 1,000,001. One to screw it in and a million to pick up the pieces.


Q: How many Ph.D thesis supervisors (advisors) does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Only one; but every time they see a lightbulb they have an irresistible urge to change it!


Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but once we get tenure, we don't change anymore.


Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


Q: How many Stanford researchers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house.


Q: How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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