Lightbulb joke collection 45.
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Lightbulb joke collection 45


Q: How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!


Q: How many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.


Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: That depends on whether it has health insurance.


Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.


Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later.


Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary.


Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines.


Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nurse!

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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