Lightbulb joke collection 38.
Navigation: Home > Science Jokes > Content

Lightbulb joke collection 38


Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: 1,500,000: To conquer a race than can climb ladders for them.


Q: How many people of the anti-matter Universe does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Minus 2. -1 to change the bulb, -1 to have a fight with Captain Kirk.


Q: How many Minbari does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A: None. They never finish the job and they refuse to tell you why.


Q: How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

A: None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to stand on a chair and change it and one to say I wish I was up there !


Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: A finite number F. One to change it and F-1 to act in a stereotypical manner according to the part they're playing (See the formula @ the start.)


Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

[Tag]:Lightbulb joke collection 38
[Time]:5/9/2010
[Friends]: 1. Google 2. Yahoo 3. China Tour 4. Free Games 5. iPhone Wallpapers 6. Free Auto Classifieds 7. Kmcoop Reviews 8. Funny Jokes 9. TuoBoo 10. Auto Classifieds 11. Dressup Games 12. HTC Desire Hd A9191 Review | More...