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Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.


Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.


Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.


Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000


Q: How many alt.fan.star-trek readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Illogical. We don't have such dated devices anymore.


Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they just assimilate the bulb.


Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?

A: All of them.


Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building.

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