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Q: What do a Soviet emigre and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?

A: Neither one is very bright.


Q: How many bailiffs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Ten. One to change it, one to hit you in the kidneys, and 8 to stand around such that none of this gets caught on camera.


Q: How many Spinks handlers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Five. 1 to actually screw in the light bulb, 1 to carry him out of the ring, 1 to tell him who put the lights out, 2 to count the money, and it all only takes 91 seconds!


Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: How many can you afford?


Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It only takes one to change your bulb...to his.


Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. One to change it and 2 to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting Objection !


Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, lawyers only screw us.


Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Lawyers don't change bulbs. Now if you're looking for someone to really screw a bulb...

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