Lightbulb joke collection 23.
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem.


Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agents get a Virgo in to do it for them while they're out.


Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.


Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay ?


Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?


Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a piece.


Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs - unless they're a legitimate business expense.


Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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