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Q: How many alien life forms does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Yeah, wouldn't the guys at SETI like to know *that*!

Note: SETI = Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence.


Q: Why did the lightbulb fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was doing an impersonation of the sun, setting.


Q: Why did the lightbulb fall out of the tree ?

A: Because Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty.


Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?

A: One. It isn't too easy.


Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?

A: 10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to misread the manual.


Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?

A: Eno.


Q: How does an engineer change a lightbulb?

A: As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !


Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They are too Short.

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