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Song of the elements
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rheniumAnd nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadiumAnd lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radiumAnd gold, protactinium and indium and gallium (inhale)And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidiumAnd boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridiumAnd strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbiumAnd phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbiumAnd manganese and mercury, molybdinum, magnesium,Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesiumAnd lead, praseodymium, platinum, plutonium,Paladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, (inhale)And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkeliumAnd also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobeliumAnd argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodiumAnd chlorine, cobalt, carbon, copper,Tungsten, tin and sodium.
- Tom Lehrer
[Tag]:Song of the elements
[Time]:5/9/2010
[Time]:5/9/2010
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