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Engineering Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier
and says: Ah, you're an engineer, but you worked for a high-tech startup
company and got rich. You've had too good of a life, so now you can't come in
here.

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the
engineer is dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing
and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators.
The computers are all upgraded and there are speaker wires running to every
room. Even the clocks on the VCRs are set. The engineer becomes a pretty popular
guy.

One day God calls up Satan on the telephone and says with a sneer, So, how's
it going down there in hell?

Satan replies, Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and
flush toilets and escalators. The computers are faster than ever and we've got
music in every room. There's no telling what this engineer is going to come up
with next.

God replies, What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he should never
have gotten down there! Send him back up here, now.

Satan shouts back, No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
keeping him.

God says, Send him back up here or I'll sue.

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, Yeah, right... and just where are YOU
going to find a lawyer?

[Tag]:Engineering Hell
[Time]:5/9/2010
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