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10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP
address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is; instead your line
is Hi, what's your URL?
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You ping people to see if they're awake, finger them to find out how
they are, and AYT them to make sure they're listening to you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt
contest.
4. You introduce your wife as my lady@home.wife and refer to your children
as client applications.
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as my domain server.
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, I feel so
colon-right parentheses!
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: Pizza's Here!
[Tag]:10 signs
[Time]:5/9/2010
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