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1. I was getting restless in my psychology class. I (3/22/2011)
   Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML
2. My computer keeps telling me I have mail (5/9/2010)
   My friend went to her mailbox several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and a
3. Just use copier machine paper (5/9/2010)
   Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift . One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, I'm almost out of typing paper. What do
4. My friend called his car insurance company (5/9/2010)
   My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was . As
5. "How do I know when its ready?" (5/9/2010)
   Tech Support: What does the screen say now. Person: It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'. Tech Support: Well? Person: How do I know when it's ready?
6. I took the key and manually unlocked the door. (5/9/2010)
   I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you need some help? I asked. She replied, I knew I should have replaced the battery in this
7. ?NEW VIRUS WARNING (5/9/2010)
   稩f you receive a message with a subject line of Bad times, delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous virus yet. 稩t will re-write yo
8. Youd press the "start" button to shut o (5/9/2010)
   At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: If GM had kept up with technology like the compute
9. Computer Terms (5/9/2010)
   486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time
10. Windows 2000 (5/9/2010)
   The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1.Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2.Enter any 11-
11. Failed Brakes (5/9/2010)
   An engineer, a system's analyst, and a programmer were on their way to a tech conference on the other side of the mountains. Half way down the other side, th
12. Ambitious Computer Tech (5/9/2010)
   An ambitious Computer Tech finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life.... till the
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