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A witch joke

What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?

A chicken sandwitch!

A witch joke

Why did the witches go on strike?

They wanted sweeping reforms!

A witch joke

When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?

Get wet!

A witch joke

What did the witch say to the ugly toad?

I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it!

A wizard joke

What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights?

A peacelock!

A wizard joke

What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus?

All of them, busses don't jump!

A wizard joke

What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade?

He burped 7-Up!

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