Scary collection 31.
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A vampire joke

What's a vampire's favourite animal?

A giraffe!

A cannibal joke

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels!

A vampire joke

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts!

A cannibal joke

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!
''

A vampire joke

What happened at the vampires reunion?

All the blood relations went!

A cannibal joke

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

''Oh no,not snake and pygmy pie again!
''

A vampire joke

What did the vampire say to the doctor who cured his memory loss?

Fangs for the memories!

[Tag]:Scary collection 31
[Time]:5/9/2010
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