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A skeleton joke

How do skeletons get their mail?

By bony express!

A vampire joke

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine!

A vampire joke

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash!

A vampire joke

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?

They use extractor fangs!

A vampire joke

What do vampire footballers have at half times?

Blood oranges!

A ghost joke

Where do ghosts get an education?

High sghoul!

A ghost joke

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!

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