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A ghost joke

What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?

Sheet belts!

A ghost joke

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?

Any old girl he can dig up!

A cannibal joke

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?

He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

A cannibal joke

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?

He was on a diet!

A ghost joke

Where do ghosts go on holiday?

The Ghosta Brava!

A vampire joke

Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?

It clotted!

A skeleton joke

Why did the skeleton run up a tree?

Because a dog was after his bones!

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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