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A vampire joke

What does a vampire say to the mirror?

Terror, terror on the wall...!

A skeleton joke

How do skeletons call their friends?

On the telebone!

A skeleton joke

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin!

A werewolf joke

Mummy, mummy what's a werewolf?

Be quiet and brush your face!

A werewolf joke

What parting gift did the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home?

A comb!

A witch joke

What is evil, ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch on a high speed train!

A skeleton joke

What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?

A trom-bone!

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