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A Halloween joke

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

A vampire joke

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?

A blood hound!

A ghost joke

What keeps ghouls happy?

The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!

A demon joke

What do you call a demon who slurps his food?

A goblin!

A ghost joke

What do you have to take to become a coroner?

A stiff exam!

A cannibal joke

What does a cannibal eat with cheese?

Pickled organs!

A cannibal joke

What did the cannibal say when he was full?

''I couldn't eat another mortal!''

[Tag]:Scary collection 13
[Time]:5/9/2010
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