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A ghost joke

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she Ban-she!

A vampire joke

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break!

A witch joke

Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches?

Because it was an 'appy rash!

A Halloween joke

Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his sister!

A cannibal joke

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?

He thought he would give him a paunch!

A witch joke

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen!

A witch joke

What has six legs and flies?

A witch giving her cat a ride!

[Tag]:Scary collection 05
[Time]:5/9/2010
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