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1. Youre a redneck ... you can talk for (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if .... You can talk for more than 20 minutes on the difference between squirrel and rabbit stew.

2. Youre a redneck ... your bike has a (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if .... Your bike has a gun rack on it.

3. Youre a redneck ... the buffo hotline limits (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if .... The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

4. Youre a redneck ... your grandmother has ever (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if .... Your grandmother has ever stopped by the side of a highway to take a leak.

5. Youre a redneck ... you ever had sex (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if .... You ever had sex in a satellite dish.

6. Youre a redneck ... you are known for (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if .... You are known for your homemade squash wine.

7. Youre a redneck ... you think god looks (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if .... You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

8. Youre a redneck ... you wrote in Richard (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if .... You wrote in Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot.

9. Youre a redneck ... your watchband is wider (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if .... Your watchband is wider than any book you've ever read.

10. Youre a redneck ... your only condiment on (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if.... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

11. Youre a redneck ... the rear tires on (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if.... The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.

12. Youre a redneck ... you consider "outdoor li (5/9/2010)
You're a redneck if.... You consider Outdoor Life deep reading.

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