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1. What do you call 28 rednecks in the same room? (5/9/2010)
   What do you call 28 rednecks in the same room? Answer: A full set of teeth!!
2. Youre a redneck ... (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... Buck Naked Line Dancing isn't videotape, it's Ladies Night at the local bar.
3. Youre a redneck ... you wake up with (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... You wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
4. Youre a redneck ... your beer can collection (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your hometown.
5. Youre a redneck ... when you see a (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... When you see a sign that says Say No To Crack! it reminds you to pull up your jeans.
6. Youre a redneck ... you fish in your (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... You fish in your above ground pool, especially if you catch something!
7. Youre a redneck ... youre moved to tears (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
8. Youre a redneck ... you ever parked a (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... You ever parked a Camero in a tree.
9. Youre a redneck ... dolly parton reminds you (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... Dolly Parton reminds you of the `Grand Tetons'. (of course this is a very sophisticated sophisticated redneck joke... if you laughed..
10. Youre a redneck ... you grow vidalia onions, (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
11. Youre a redneck ... your momma would rather (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. (Clinton true-life story)
12. Youre a redneck ... the most serious loss (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it
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