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1. How do you circumcise a redneck? (5/9/2010)
   How do you circumcise a redneck? KICK HIS SISTER IN THE CHIN
2. 39 things never said by a redneck (5/9/2010)
   39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heine
3. Youre a redneck ... the neighbors started a (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
4. Youre a redneck ... you think the best (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... You think the best way to keep things cold is to levees in the shade.
5. Youre a redneck ... you ever barbecued spam (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... You ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
6. Youre a redneck ... your mother has gotten (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... Your mother has gotten into a fistfight at a high school sports event.
7. Youre a redneck ... your hairdo has ever (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... A ceiling fan has ever ruined your hairdo.
8. Youre a redneck ... your family tree doesnt (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... Your family tree doesn't fork.
9. Youre a redneck ... you honestly think that (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
10. Youre a redneck ... the primary color of (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... The primary color of your car is bondo.
11. Youre a redneck ... your mother doesnt remove (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
12. Youre a redneck ... fewer than half of (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... Fewer than half of your cars run.
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