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1. You might be a redneck if...suit (5/9/2010)
   You own a denim leisure suit.
2. You might be a redneck if...pocketknife (5/9/2010)
   Your pocketknife often doubles as a toothpick.
3. You might be a redneck if... bathroom (5/9/2010)
   You have Pabst Blue Ribbon on tap in your bathroom.
4. You might be a redneck if...deer head (5/9/2010)
   Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
5. You might be a redneck if...mama (5/9/2010)
   Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
6. You might be a redneck if...car race (5/9/2010)
   You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
7. You might be a redneck if...goal (5/9/2010)
   Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
8. You might be a redneck if...beer (5/9/2010)
   You consider a six-pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
9. You might be a redneck if... taxidermist (5/9/2010)
   You owe a taxidermist more than your annual income.
10. You might be a redneck if... possum (5/9/2010)
   There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home.
11. Youre a redneck ... you stand under the (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if.... You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
12. You might be a redneck if... tooth (5/9/2010)
   You've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
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