The Redneck Capenter...

Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.
One of the men walked into the office and said, We need some four-by-twos.

The clerk asked, You mean two-by-fours, don't you?
The man said, I'll go check, and went back to the truck.

He returned shortly and said, Yeah, I meant two-by-four.
All right. How long do you need them?

The customer paused for a moment and said, I'd better go check.

After a while, he returned to the office and said, -
A long time. We're gonna build a house...