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If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive
pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them,
just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store. Don't buy
food at this store.
Remember? ya抣l is singular? all ya'll is plural, and all all is
plural possessive.
Get used to hearing You isn from round here, are yaw?
You may hear a Southerner say Ought! to a dog or child. This is short for
Ya'll ought not do that! and is the equivalent of saying No!
Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't
understand you either.
The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.
Be advised that He needed kill is a valid defense here.
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, Hey, ya'll, watch this? stay out of the
way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest
accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It
doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there.
When you come upon a person driving 15 mph down the middle of the road,
remember that most folks learn to drive on a John Deere, and that is the proper
speed and position for that vehicle.
Do not be surprised to find that 10 year olds own their own shotguns, they are
proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.
In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to
pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.
If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept
them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't
call 'me biscuits.
[Tag]:Southernisms
[Time]:5/9/2010
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