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LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot. LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire. MONITOR: Keep an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gotten the fatwood oaf the truck. MEGA HERTZ: When your not cheerful gotten the fatwood. FLOPPY DISK: Watch get from trying at tote too much fatwood. RAM: That thing what splits the fatwood. HARD DRIVE: Gotten home in the wintertime. WINDOWS: What to shut when it cold outside. SCREEN: What to shut when it black fly season. BYTE: What deem dang fleas do. CHIP: Munchies far the TV. MICRO CHIP: Whets in the bottom of the munchies bag. MODEM: Watch do in the hay fields. DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife. LAP TOP: Whir the kitty sleeps. KEYBOARD: Whir you hang deem dang truck keys. SOFTWARE: Dem dang plastic forks and knives. MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn. MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk far whir the mouse lives. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof. PORT: Fancy flatlander wine. ENTER: Northerner talk far C抦on in y'all? CLICK: What yaw hear when yaw cock your gun. DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double barrel. REBOOT: What yaw haft do right before bedtime, when yaw haft go to the
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[Tag]:Technology for Rednecks
[Time]:5/9/2010
[Time]:5/9/2010
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