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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery.

He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, I want my $20 million.

The man replied, No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million
today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want

Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest
during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, Look, I want my money! If
you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar
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