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Redneck Drivers Application

Redneck Driver's Test Application:

Plea complete this paper, best ya can.

Last name: ________________ First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue


Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name:___________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___

Mother's Name: ___________________(include first and last)
Father's Name: ___________________(include first and last)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education, what was your major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin ______
(If over 10 are you are still slow learning? [_] Yes * [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen ____# of firearms
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup:
_____________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bass masters_

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Shoal

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
[Tag]:Redneck Drivers Application
[Time]:5/9/2010
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