A man traveling down a country road.
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A man traveling down a country road

A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle
covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a
farmer leaning on a fence. Think it's safe to cross? the man asked.

I reckon so, replied the farmer.

The puddle immediately swallowed the car as the man drove in. In fact, it was
so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the
surface. As his head broke the surface, the man said to the farmer, I thought
you said I could safely drive through this puddle!

Well, shoot! said the farmer, scratching his head. It only come up
chest-high on my ducks!

One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken
wire. His father said, 'Son, where are you going?' The son replied, 'I'm going
to catch me some chickens.' The father said, 'Son, you can't catch chickens with
chicken wire.' But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing.

Later on that day, the son came home with two chickens in his hand. The father
thought, 'I guess he knows what he's doing.' The next morning, the son got up
and was leaving the house with some duck tape. The father said, 'Son, where are
you going?' The son replied, 'I'm going to catch some ducks.' The father yelled,
'You can't catch ducks with duck tape!' The son insisted that he knew what he
was doing.

Awhile later, the son came home with two ducks under each arm. The father
thought, 'Shoot, I guess he does know what he's doing!' The next morning the son
got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of puss willows. The father
said, 'Hold up, son, let me put on my shoes!'
[Tag]:A man traveling down a country road
[Time]:5/9/2010
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