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The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has
decided to designate Southern slang, or Hick phonics, as a language to be
taught in all Southern schools. Here are excerpts from the English/English
dictionary:

HEIDI -- noun. Greeting.

HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: Heidi. Hire yew.

BARD -- verb. Past tense of the infinitive to borrow?
Usage: My brother bards my pickup truck.

JUJU -- noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-anta.
Usage: My brother from Juju bards my pickup truck.

MINTS -- noun. A calendar division.
Usage: My brother from Juju bard my pickup truck, and I isn抰 herd from him
in mints.

INERT -- adjective. Not smart. See Arkansas native?
Usage: Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are inert!

RANCH -- noun. A tool used for tight?in' bolts.
Usage: I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother
from Juju bard a few mints ago.

ALL -- noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: I sure hope my brother from Juju puts all in my pickup truck.

FAR -- noun. A conflagration.
Usage: If my brother from Juju don't change the all in my pickup truck, that
things going to catch far?

BASH -- noun. A supervisor.
Usage: If you don't stop reading these Southern words and get back to work
(or studying), your bash is going to far you!

TAR -- noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Juju don't get a flat tar in my
pickup truck.

TIRE -- noun. A tall monument.
Usage: Lord willing' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that
Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime.

RETARD -- Verb. To stop working.
Usage: My gram paw retard at age 65.

TARRED -- adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: I just flew in from Hot-anta, and boy my arms are tarred.

FAT -- noun, verb. 1. a battle or combat. 2. to engage in battle or combat.

ARE -- pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective.

RATS -- noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: We Southerners are willing' to fat for are rats.

FArm -- adjective. Not local.
Usage: I cud dint understand a word he seed... must be from some farm
country.

DID -- adjective. Not alive.
Usage: He's did, Jim.

EAR -- noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: He can抰 breath ... give 'imp some ear!

BOB WAR -- noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.

JEW HERE -- Noun and verb contraction.
Usage: Jew here that my brother from Juju got a job with that bob war Fence
Company?

HAZE -- a contraction.
Usage: Is Bubba smart? Nah... haze inert.

SEED -- verb, past tense.

VIEW -- contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: I isn抰 never seed New York City... view?

HEAVY DEW -- phrase. A request for action.
Usage: Kin I heavy dew me a favor?

GUMMITE -- noun. A bureaucratic institution.
Usage: Them gummite boys shore are inert.

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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