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Hard drive -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and
pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard ---- Place to hang your truck keys.
Window ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Floppy ------ When you run out of Polygrip.
Modem ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
ROM --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
Byte -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Reboot ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard
stuff.
Network ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
Mouse ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to
get a free case.
LAN -------- To borrow as in, Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.
Cursor ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or
girlfriend.
Bit --------- A wager as in, I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed
across the porch long ways.
digital control -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
Packet ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
[Tag]:Redneck Computer Lingo
[Time]:5/9/2010
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